Marnie: Whoever the dad is, he’s not around.
Nathan: So you’re all alone in the world, apart from the living organism growing inside you?
Marnie: Looks that way.
Nathan: …We should probably go for a drink.
Marnie: Swap some funny stories.
Nathan: See if we have similar tastes and interests.
Marnie: Overcome some emotional hurdles.
Nathan: Have a few huge rows!
Marnie: WHAT DID YOU DO, YOU STUPID PRICK?!
Nathan: I’M SORRY BABY, I DIDN’T KNOW WE WERE EXCLUSIVE AND SHE HAD MASSIVE TITS! IT’LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!
Marnie: We’ll make up and before you know what’s happened I’ve trapped you in a serious relationship.
Nathan: That would be the conventional way to do it.
Marnie: There’s just one problem. I can’t drink.
Nathan: So, I guess we should skip all that other stuff and get straight down to the shaggin’.
i bet there is gonna be an increase in their sales lol
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YUM
mmmmmm
barry.
rawrrrr chuck bass <3
meoooooowwww
Capchas are out of control. (As experienced by Angelo, on Facebook.)
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LOL PRESS PLAY AND LOOK AT THE GIF.
mind blowing.
It’s impossible to look away…
just listened through the whole song.
whoever did this is a genius lol
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