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Marnie: Whoever the dad is, he’s not around.Nathan: So you’re all alone in the world, apart from the living organism growing inside you?Marnie: Looks that way.Nathan: …We should probably go for a drink.Marnie: Swap some funny stories.Nathan: See if we have similar tastes and interests.Marnie: Overcome some emotional hurdles.Nathan: Have a few huge rows!Marnie: WHAT DID YOU DO, YOU STUPID PRICK?!Nathan: I’M SORRY BABY, I DIDN’T KNOW WE WERE EXCLUSIVE AND SHE HAD MASSIVE TITS! IT’LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!Marnie: We’ll make up and before you know what’s happened I’ve trapped you in a serious relationship.Nathan: That would be the conventional way to do it.Marnie: There’s just one problem. I can’t drink.Nathan: So, I guess we should skip all that other stuff and get straight down to the shaggin’.

Marnie: Whoever the dad is, he’s not around.
Nathan: So you’re all alone in the world, apart from the living organism growing inside you?
Marnie: Looks that way.
Nathan: …We should probably go for a drink.
Marnie: Swap some funny stories.
Nathan: See if we have similar tastes and interests.
Marnie: Overcome some emotional hurdles.
Nathan: Have a few huge rows!
Marnie: WHAT DID YOU DO, YOU STUPID PRICK?!
Nathan: I’M SORRY BABY, I DIDN’T KNOW WE WERE EXCLUSIVE AND SHE HAD MASSIVE TITS! IT’LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!
Marnie: We’ll make up and before you know what’s happened I’ve trapped you in a serious relationship.
Nathan: That would be the conventional way to do it.
Marnie: There’s just one problem. I can’t drink.
Nathan: So, I guess we should skip all that other stuff and get straight down to the shaggin’.

via leteachbreathfillthedarkness-de 1 year ago link 2,585 notes

i bet there is gonna be an increase in their sales lol

i bet there is gonna be an increase in their sales lol

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via wtface 1 year ago link

leteachbreathfillthedarkness:

YUM

mmmmmm

leteachbreathfillthedarkness:

YUM

mmmmmm

via leteachbreathfillthedarkness-de 1 year ago link 27 notes

wonkyteeth:

barry.

wonkyteeth:

barry.

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uli-schnulli:

rawrrrr chuck bass <3

meoooooowwww

uli-schnulli:

rawrrrr chuck bass <3

meoooooowwww

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dontquotethis:

Capchas are out of control.  (As experienced by Angelo, on Facebook.)

dontquotethis:

Capchas are out of control.  (As experienced by Angelo, on Facebook.)

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killthepartywithme:

realeli:

madamedegrassi96:

LOL PRESS PLAY AND LOOK AT THE GIF.

 mind blowing.

It’s impossible to look away…

just listened through the whole song.

whoever did this is a genius lol

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heres the link for my current dashboard theme:

maratessa:

http://userstyles.org/styles/41298

thanks, it’s so cute: it makes me happy

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via tissah 1 year ago link 6 notes

guadalupi:

Genova, Italia
2010

guadalupi:

Genova, Italia

2010

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